Help a Hog be Happy

 

Spring is a-cumen; the needle’s in the groove

Earth is a-warmin’; hogs are on the move

All along my fence hole highway

Hogs and hoglets play. Makes my day

Help a hog be happy

 

Safe in my hedgehog garden a hedgepig can unwind

On fallen fruit and mealworms, dining with his urchin kind

Piggy pleasure, treasure of the ground

Them hoggies running round. Gets ridda ma frown

Help a hog be happy

 

If ya get the blues, here’s the news:

Help a hog be happy

Life getting hard? get out in the yard:

Help a hog be happy

The night time is the right time,

Give them hoggies room

By the light of the moon

Help a hog be happy

 

Hedgehogs are my happiness, hogs are my lift

Gonna take no anti-hog hogwash from a mind gone adrift

Furzepigs, fuzzypegs dress to impress

Hogs are the best. Have yourself a prickle fest, yes, put it to the test

Help a hog be happy

 

Ooooh, scat a lat be doodle doo –

Help a hog be happy

Doo dee dum be scoodlee doo –

Help a hog be happy.

 

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