Have you heard of skwigmaroo?

They come from Cheshire, mainly from Crewe,

Dress only in red, or three shades of blue,

Secure their beaks with a silver screw,

Fix their wigs with peppermint glue,

Put all six feet feet into one one big shoe,

Paddle The Cloud in a pink canoe,

Laugh like drum, sing like a zoo,

Say nothing at all when a poem won’t do.

There’s none such fun as skwigmaroo.

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