Have you heard of skwigmaroo?
They come from Cheshire, mainly from Crewe,
Dress only in red, or three shades of blue,
Secure their beaks with a silver screw,
Fix their wigs with peppermint glue,
Put all six feet feet into one one big shoe,
Paddle The Cloud in a pink canoe,
Laugh like drum, sing like a zoo,
Say nothing at all when a poem won’t do.
There’s none such fun as skwigmaroo.